Thursday, October 25, 2007

Yo Momma so Fat Jokes!!

These r some of momma so fat jokes i came across, some of them really hilarious……Enjoy!!

  • Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

  • Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

  • Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

  • Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

  • Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

  • Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

  • Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

  • Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

  • Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

  • Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

  • Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

  • Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

  • Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

  • Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

  • Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

  • Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

  • Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

  • Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

  • Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

  • Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

  • Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

  • Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

  • Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

  • Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

  • Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

  • Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

  • Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

  • Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

  • Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

  • Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

  • Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

  • Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

8 cared to comment:

Noushy Syah on 4:56 PM said...

This is hilarious!!ROTFL..

YO momma so fat, when stand I tot it's end of the world!

p/s hahahha well done doc-rapper-shashi! We want Shashi..we want Shashi!:p

s.H.a.S.h.I on 6:13 PM said...

my best one was... she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

lol... hehe

Jim on 7:09 PM said...

Yo Momma
u gott me begging for more


Noushy sent me here

s.H.a.S.h.I on 7:28 PM said...

hey buddy... thanks..

Kalyan on 1:39 PM said...

lol....some real nice ones....wonderful reading!

Shruti on 8:35 PM said...

Bohot sahi tha:-) some were as you said absolutely hillarious:-)

FireWhisky on 10:38 AM said...

a doc hu is a rapper and a comedian!!! whr hv u been all my life???

shashi said...

@ firewhisky

Ab to aa gaya hoon... :P hhehe

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