Yo Momma so Fat Jokes!!

These r some of momma so fat jokes i came across, some of them really hilarious……Enjoy!!

• Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "


• Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!


• Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"


• Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.


• Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!


• Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!


• Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.


• Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!


• Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!


• Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!


• Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.


• Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.


• Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!


• Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!


• Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!


• Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!


• Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


• Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!


• Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."


• Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"


• Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.


• Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.


• Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.


• Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.


• Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.


• Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...


• Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.


• Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"


• Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!


• Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"


• Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"


• Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.


• Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.