Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Say " I Love You "

How to say I Love You in 100 Languages !!!

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of
fingers when signing'I Love > >>>> You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

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Hey People Im back again with a Tag :)
I was Tagged by Shalini

1. What kind of SOAP is in your bathtub right now? Hmm.. I guess Cinthol Cologne.. I like Cologne.

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? no. But theres definitely water inside.

3. What would you change about your living room? Hmm .. just have to rearrange all furnitures, looks a bit shabby rite now..

4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? dnt have a dishwasher..

5. What is in your fridge? Vegetables, Chocolates, Fruit Juices, Butter, Cheese, Water, A box of chocolate pastries and of course ice.. .Thts all i cud see...

6. White or wheat bread? white

7. What is on top of your refrigerator? A Clock..

8. What color or design is on your shower curtain? Its some what brownish colour wid pictures of flowers.

9. How many plants are in your home? 1

10. Is your bed made right now? ya.

11. Comet or Soft Scrub? neither.

12. Is your closet organized? Well looks organized... but problem is everytime i open my closet, all my stuff fall off.. :)

13. Can you describe your flashlight? dnt need a flash light, My eyes r more brighter than flash lights...

14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? Plastic.

15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? No.. But have a cold coffee..

16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? Dnt have one...

17. Curtains or blinds? ???????????????

18. How many pillows do you sleep with? One big pillow for my big empty head :)

19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? No.

20. How often do you vacuum? Very rarely...

21. Standard toothbrush or electric? standard.

22. What color is your toothbrush? white with blue.

23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? No Ive a ' Get Lost You B****** ' .. weird questions.

24. What is in your oven right now? Oven Bowl :)

25. Is there anything under your bed? ya Ive a Secret passage under my bed.. It leads to my underground research room..

26. Chore you hate doing the most? hmm... well many of them..

27. What retro items are in your home? Well I had a retro Car, In the last few months , it was in such a bad state that, I had to tie the front door wid a rope to prevent it from falling.. lol

28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? No, I wud prefer my office away from home..

29. How many mirrors are in your home? 2 large mirrors, N 2 Small ones. and well many tiny ones..

30. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? No I stopped hiding things.. folks at my home r smarter than me.

31. What color are your walls? sum yellow shade.

32. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? Ya 3 Ak- 56, 5 Ak-57 , 2 Military Tankers, 1 Bofors Missile Loader. And ya also have F -16 Fighter Jet. Well not much for Personal protection , Isn't It??

33. What does your home smell like right now? It smells like mmmmmmmmmm.... nothing !!

34. Favorite candle scent? I dont knw maybe rose..

35. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? Well quite a lot of them, sum mango , Lemon pickles, tomato , ginger pickles.. lotsa stuff... i dnt knw why this tag is obsessed wid refrigerators .. must have been started by sum refrigerator company :P

36. What color is your favorite Bible? Im Not a Catholic...

37. Ever been on your roof? yup..

38. Do you own a stereo? Yo

39. How many TVs do you have? Two

40. How many house phones? One wid 3 parallel Lines..

41. Do you have a housekeeper? Yes.

42. What style do you decorate in? Dnt Decorate...

43. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? solid colors.

44. Is there a smoke detector in your home? No i go outside for a smoke :P

45. In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip? Well I'd rather not go.. coz if i go inside , i'l be stuck thinking which ones to choose and which one not...

Hmm I guess i did Well... .Thanks Shalini..
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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Yo Momma so Fat Jokes!!

These r some of momma so fat jokes i came across, some of them really hilarious……Enjoy!!

  • Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

  • Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

  • Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

  • Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

  • Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

  • Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

  • Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

  • Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

  • Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

  • Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

  • Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

  • Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

  • Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

  • Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

  • Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

  • Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

  • Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

  • Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

  • Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

  • Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

  • Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

  • Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

  • Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

  • Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

  • Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

  • Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

  • Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

  • Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

  • Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

  • Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

  • Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

  • Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Oktober Rap!!!

My stint in rapping.....

hey yo.. listen up..
this is ma blog .. the place to be.
make sum room coz the doc is here..

october is da month.
time to booze all nite..
make sure u say tings rite
o' else u gonna end up in a fite.

i write wht i want..
aint gonna write sumtin to please u, coz thts not ma style
if ya like it gulp it , o'else beat it..
Flipping ur mind brutally like playing dice with ur brain
dnt worry babes, got all the ice to freeze ya thoughts.

Im no machoman,
not ure darling guy.
coz i hate tht real gentle stillness..
no way not havin tht severe mental illness...

I aint a nigga...
i aint eminem
i aint dr dre.
u dnt knw me babe , aint seen me rap.
welcome to ma world , world of ' docta-rap '
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

The Transformer Quiz !!

Hey I stole this Tag from Ratu Syura's blog.
This is cool quiz. I never thought i cud be so evil..
Take this test and find out Wht u are..

Im Megatron

Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons. He will stop at nothing to establish his empire and destroy the Autobots, starting with Optimus Prime.

Like Megatron, you are not compassionate and harbor evil thoughts. You are inspiring, confident, and a natural leader. The Decepticons have chosen well. In addition, you use technology when you need to, but you do not embrace the latest trends.

Take the Transformers Quiz

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

HIV/AIDS in India!!

Today i got a SMS from N.A.C.O. It stated 'free, Confidential & Reliable HIV at the Integrated Counseling & Testing centre at your Nearest Government Hospital'.
Many of use might not know what N.A.C.O is .
N.A.C.O stands for National Aids Control Organization.
It is a
semi-autonomous body, was established under the Ministry of Health and Family Welfare to implement the National AIDS Control program.
Its a very good move by the government to create more awareness of the disease. Currently India is among the highest HIV affected countries.
Problem is even in this era, there are so many people in our country who don't know much about HIV/ AIDS. Our great Ministers in the parliament think it spreads by Mosquito bite.
Many illiterate people in rural areas lack awareness of the disease, and many literate people in urban areas are ignorant about the disease.
Although you can get, tons of information in the net, ive compiled some important facts about the disease here.
Please check it out. If you have any queries, you can email me at
and don't worry your identity will be confidential.

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Just a Little Kiss!!

Kiss Me.mp3

Every day is a new day...

Another day to remember u...
Another day to love u...
Another day to miss u...

I can't promise that i'l bring Happiness in ur life,
But can always smile wid u when u're happy...

I can't promise that i'l wipe out all the tears in ur life,
But can always cry wid u...

I can't promise that i'l always be wid u,
But wud always be der standing behind u,
to hold u when u fall...

I wud always be der,
As the Sun, to shine wid u in ur brighter times...

I wud always be der,
As the Moon, to bring u light in moments of darkness...

But before u say Goodbye,
All i want is just a little Kiss...

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Happy Birthday to Me !!

Today Is 10 th October.. My Birthday.. and also my twin shrikant's birthday, strange isn't it? :)
It started of late last nite , with a great birthday wish from my friends..
We sat in a local cafe, these guys had got cake, Both of us cut the cake with a single knife..
It was nice tasty chocolate cake.
We had loads of fun chit chatting , cracking the usual stupid jokes , pulling each other's legs.
Well since today morning im stuck to my phone, receiving all the bday wishes..
It feels Great for a Single Day every year. .U become the Center of Attraction. :)
I so wanna booze today, but all my friends r busy so mite go out during the weekend..
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Monday, October 08, 2007


I saw this Nice tag in this Blog so thought i'l steal it. Usually I don't like tagging and stuff but kinda liked this one.. Enjoy.

Start: 00:00

  • Hmm.. its so difficult to think something, when u really wanna think.
  • Haven't been on a date since long time
  • Have to finish studying some topics of surgery today
  • Arsenal r doing great this time in EPL
  • My bday on 10th, wht kinda gifts will i get, i hope they're some useful stuff.
  • Bday also the day when u get ripped, not the most glamarous part of one's bday :)
  • Have to reduce some weight.
  • Shit the T.V is so loud , cant think..
  • Wanna be famous one day.
  • Everyday some new ideas pops up in my mind, but im too lazy to materialise them.
  • Times not over yet ??
  • I wanna get some good scores this time in my exams..
  • Feel like running from this tension filled life, run to some virgin islands which has only gals, like the AXE commercial. well thts too much to ask i guess. Will be difficult to handle, wont be tht fun.
  • Gosh im hungry now, wanna munch something.
  • Not earning much from adsense, tht sucks.. Have to get some professional website.well ive started a site totally on medicine, lets see if it pays --> My Medical reviews
  • Thinking of sporting a beard. tired of good boy looks..
  • Have to call some old friends, been such a long time. Everyone might be pissed off for not keepin tuch. Well thts how I am.
  • Anoushka's cookies haven't still arrived:)
  • Man.. this song is awesome. Metallica - Low Man's Lyric !
  • In India, govt. officials are so corrupt. My small work is been delayed for more than 2 months, i wonder when will it be done..
  • I guess time's almost up...
  • Well thats all my small head could think..
Stop: 05:00

K i guess Ive done a good Job . Now Time to tag more people...
I would like to tag

So what is FMORT?

stands for Five Minutes of Random Thoughts. It is a byproduct of a wild whim that played in my mind during one of my day dreaming sessions. In an attempt to bring something productive out of it, I thought of giving it a shape. It is fun to read what people think, when they are asked to think for five minutes of allotted time.

Steps to follow:
  1. Get an alarm/stop watch, piece of paper, pen.
  2. Set the alarm to ring 5 minutes 10 secs later.
  3. Take deep breath for 10 secs.
  4. Now, set your mind free.
  5. Scribble whatever comes to your mind on the paper for 5 minutes.
  6. After 5 minutes, tweak the scribbles into meaningful sentences.
  7. Post it to your blog.
    • The title should be, "My FMORT". Dont expand FMORT in the title as the purpose is to popularize FMORT.
    • The first line should read, "I am tagged by XYZ", where XYZ should be the name of the blog who asked you to tag and link XYZ to the post.
    • Then ask a fellow blogger to do the same and link to your post.
  8. Now sit back and relax. You would be amazed at the speed with which FMORT spreads.And you will be one link of the long chain on Internet.
Happy Thinking :)
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Monday, October 01, 2007

New Hope for Diabetics !!

Gastric Bypass Surgery which has been a boon for all the severely Obese people, has found to have long term benefits in Type 2 Diabetes Patients too.
Gastric bypass surgery, a type of bariatric surgery (weight loss surgery), is a surgical procedure that alters the process of digestion. Bariatric surgery is the only option today that effectively treats morbid obesity in people for whom more conservative measures such as diet, exercise, and medication have failed. Usually done is a procedure called Roux-en-Y Gastric bypass.
Though it is a major surgery and one has to weigh the risks of surgery and post-operative care before going for such a major surgery, it has good long term benefits in:

  • persons with a Body Mass Index (BMI) greater than 40
  • men who are 100 pounds over their ideal body weight or women who are 80 pounds over their ideal body weight
  • persons with a BMI between 35 and 40 who have another condition such as obesity-related type 2 diabetes, sleep apnoea, or heart diseaseP
In this surgery, the size of stomach and small intestine are reduced, which leads to decreased demand for food leading to loss of weight. In the metabolic surgery for Type 2 Diabetes mellitus, technique is same but difference is alteration of length of small intestine without any alteration in stomach.
Mechanism of Action:
When the Small intestine's length is reduced, A portion of small intestine which has never been exposed to raw food, comes in contact with it. This leads to certain beneficial hormonal changes, which stimulates pancreas to secrete Insulin ( hormone implicated in causation of diabetes). This holds good for diabetes type 2 where there is atleast some insulin producing cells in pancreas. Whereas in type 1 , there is complete absence of insulin producing cells, so only treatment in that case is externally given insulin.
Many Experts say this surgery not only reduces the problem of Obesity, but also gives a better control of Blood Sugar, Cholesterol, Triglycerides etc. indicating having a role in arresting or delaying the progression of Chronic Diseases like Diabetes, Hypertension, Heart Disease.
According to some researchers, this surgery has found to be useful not only in Obese diabetics, but also in moderate to normal weight patients. For some patients it has been completely curative, and for many there has been drastic improvement in survival and quality of Life.
Well on the Other hand, Risks of a major surgery always prevail.

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