Monday, November 12, 2007

Vision 2108

In the wake of the whole technological boom, imagine what kind of consumer products will be available in the market in the next 100 years.. I'l give you an idea of things to come..


Voice Blogger -
presenting this new system of blogging wid voice. You must be tired of writing what u feel in your blog. Now stop writing , just speak about what u like. It gives additional services like voice blog browsing. Wanna know bout voice blogs similar to urs just speak up the word, and u can see a list of voice blogs. u can listen to them or can add comments to their voice blog posts. U can also enable filters, to avoid objectionable comments. U dont need an internet or a computer , all u need is our voice blog Palmtop. U can access it from anywhere in the world, uninterrupted service anywhere.

Dream Simulator Classic - Ever wondered if u were rich u could travel to different parts of the world, now you don't have to worry Dream simulator is here. Now we are giving you the license to dream about anything you want.
How it Works? Dream Simulator is a totally harmless equipment , which sends High frequency radio wave signals to that part of the brain responsible for producing dreams, What it does is , it suppresses your original dream and replaces it with a dream which you have already programmed. There is no long term harm to you brain.There are many programmed filters to avoid censored dream content, there is also child lock. It is suitable for all ages.
If you Order now you will get an add-on
Dream Co-Simulator , by which two people can dream about the same thing. Please make sure Both users type the same correct code.

Flash Jets - The new age flying machine Flash Jet is here. Previously it was used only for private purposes, but now Commercial Jets are announced. Inaugural Flights from Mumbai - New York in 4 hrs non stop, London - New York 1 hr. and many more. Book your tickets in the Inaugural flights and avail attractive discounts.

My Pet v8.1 - your Favorite pet designer company has launched this new advanced version which rises above by making more than pets. Get whatever Domestic Animal , Dolls, People, Toys genetically cloned by our Expert Scientists in our Company.
Due to Disturbing Behavior found in our earlier version, Our latest Version of Clones genetically mastered to be friendly, caring and not at all harmful. Please give us a minimum of 8 months after you place your order, to get your desired product. Call Now.


My Personal Doctor - Supratech Meditronics have launched a new system of personalised medical care. They have launched a new microchip , which is made so technologically well equipped that it can recognize even a small problem in your body. The chip is programmed to an optimum Normal for your body . Your Vitals, like HR, BP , Respiratory Rate, Levels of all major Chemicals, Neurotransmitters, Blood Gases, Fluid Volume, almost everything is calculated by this chip and sent to your Family practitioner. Whenever There is any abnormality higher or lower than the pre-set values, will directly notify your Medical practitioner, and he can take apt action. The Microchip is so small and can be conveniently implanted in One's Forearm. There Might be some Local irritation and pain after Implantation for Few Hours, But after few hours, you won't feel anything.

Personal Robot Maid - Tired of rude maids, Get yourself the New Robot which can do all your Home chores 10 times faster than any Human Being. Its programmed for Advanced learning. The Robot has to be trained by pressing the red button on the head. And has to be trained just 'once' . It automatically programs itself to any type of Advanced Skilled work. Batteries have to be changed every 3 months or earlier, depending upon the Usage. Order Now and get a Mini robot free. 'Mini Robots' are pre trained to take care of your lawns and Gardens.

Well Ive summed up, some weird Advancements of technology, But These are some amazing things that came to my mind. So much of technology :)





20 cared to comment:

Lavanya on 7:41 PM said...

I've never understood the dream concept - the whole unconscious mind thing.
I dont even remember my dreams sometimes, even when it was super vivid a couple of seconds back.
weird.
What has neuro science got to say about this, doc?

Unknown on 7:53 PM said...

not every1 remembers their dreams.. and also not all dreams you can remember. Some dreams you can remember clearly , some very vague.. its all depends on pattern of sleep.. most of your nightmares , which are repetitive occur in a phase called REM sleep.. so tht u kinda remmeber well.. But even im not so sure about the dream concept.. will read about it and let u know..

DreAmgiRL on 10:36 AM said...

LOLS.. get rid of ur taklu when version8.1 is available.. it farts a hell lot :|

Unknown on 12:31 PM said...

hehehe... yea... but then his farting is so cute... i dnt believe it i find sum1s farting cute.. lol...

Shalini Gowrisankar on 5:35 PM said...

hey its not next 100 years must be 1000 years as your title says vision 3008 ;) .. Nice vision :)

Anonymous said...

lol... i never realised tht... haha./...

Unknown on 6:16 PM said...

Wow so much of techie stuff from a doc!!!! unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noushy Syah on 8:26 PM said...

hehheheh..I like abt the voice blogger...it's fun and faster I guess.Amazing really!

But the robot maid..well I guess it just makes women more lazier and the chances to be like yo momma is bigger!!Muahhahaa..no no no doc! let we have some work to do at home too..is it life becoming so much easier?

For the rest..wow so cool!!

Anonymous said...

thanks akansha.. great to c ur name agn in my comments...
@ noushy
ya.. all women r gonna be yo mamma types.. hehe..

black coffee on 2:50 AM said...

i liked the Personal Doctor. You have all lab investigations done before you can even think of a disease! thats awesome.
But imagine the other side of this! Your inbox will be flooded with notifications that someones RBS has increased by 3 mg/dl than the normal level. Thats too sensitive and senseless!
But good imagination!! :D

Anonymous said...

@anonme
ya bout tht flooding .. ive written der... tht every individual wud have baseline set values high n low.. nytin deviating from preset values.. wud trigger the alarm... well its just an imaginary thing ithgt off.. wud make medical care much more easier... :)

Aarthi on 7:54 PM said...

woww...the voice blogging concept was nice...n dream simulator...unimaginable..!!!!

Anonymous said...

@ aarthi

ya.. only imaginable stuffs r vision for future... inna rombha irruku.. u'l be bored///hehe

The 'Mad' Orchid on 11:26 PM said...

More r there....bring on :) cnt enough of this...techie tech tech..oops sry Doc doc doc..:D way to go re... bt our scientists shd tke up(implmnt n strt wrkin on these) befre v r ourslves extinct n cnt see these function...n after all its DR.Shashi who gets d royalty so dnt u wnt tht fast..so contct neccesary pple soon :P

whAt A LiFe on 8:15 AM said...

Hi, Mr techie

Technology has improved so much yar....

Neha Nair on 2:55 PM said...

Wow.. that is a lot of imagine and creation and advancement.Voice blogging is a gud idea..but then I get to refresh the art of writing only through blogs..as you know .. wid techonoligical advancement..letters are out of use and will soon become out of fashion. But yea, the concept was gr8 doc..:)

Anonymous said...

@madhavi

yaa.. scientists shud hire me... within 1 month.. they'l land up in sum mental hospital.. listening to my crazy ideas.. :P

@ neha

YA ..writing letters was sum fun.. which is totally extinct now.. i remember as kids.. had few pen pals.. used to write to them and w8 eagerly for their reply which used to take weeks.. but it was worth the w8.. sadly, soon writing, emailing will be extinct too..

Occasional Brilliance on 5:18 PM said...

u knw wt?!! they're actually wrking on invisibility cloaks... imagine... i cd gt 1 f dose n manage 2 gt copies f d question papers!!! [:P]

Anonymous said...

hmm.. i'l think beyond question papers.. :P

The 'Mad' Orchid on 10:06 PM said...

haha...wnt company..mez there already :)n alwyz mad mad maddy at ur service doc :P

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